Monday 21 November 2011

The guinea pigs in verse

My first post was a touching story about Romeo and the guinea pigs. Here is the story in verse.

THE GUINEA PIGS IN WATTLE FLAT

22 November 2011

Now Romeo was a little cavies,
That’s guinea pig to you,
Who saved his tribe and all his kin,
From the mortal danger they were in.

He made a home upon the hill,
Near the church the rabbits left,
And there they played and loved to mate,
They had big families on their plate.

But bandicoots arrived one day
And tried to move right in,
The guinea pigs all had a fright,
The newbies were spoiling for a fight.

Romeo made them build a wall,
And they made little swords,
And when the bandicoots made war,
They made ready for them at the door.

Upon them, cried the little pig,
The swordsmen did their best,
But couldn’t see much in the night,
The battle ground got pretty tight.

Many of them died that night,
The bandicoots were strong,
Into the battle they were led,
Tearing the piggies shred by shred.

At dawn the fight was nearly lost,
The pigs were almost cowed,
Big dogs arrived and saved the day,
The bandicoots all went away.

But Romeo was really sad,
His Juliet was gone,
It’s what he’d feared and come to dread,
No lover – she was dead.

Romeo without his wife,
Felt that life was past,
He curled up tight and in the morn,
We found he too had gone.

That’s my story, and it’s true,
The old white rabbit said,
On lovely evenings like tonight,
I often think about that fight.

Monday 24 October 2011

How to Write a Novel

If you follow all the advice on the net about how to write a novel, you would never start. The only consistent advice that I can follow is, just write. Do you plan it, not plan it, create characters, let the characters create themselves? Everybody has a different idea.
I am writing a novel, just writing it. I did a three-day writing workshop recently, and the tutor's advice was to just write, write the crap out, then rewrite. You have to have a novel before you can know you can write one, right?
Any hopeful writers reading this?
My Creative Writing class is a great spur. I have to come up with something to read out 24 weeks of the year, even if I don't feel like it. So I do.
Extending this to any area of life, I believe if you want to be a millionaire/jeweller/painter/screenwriter or anything else, you have to make some steps towards it all the time, and whatever jolts you can give yourself to keep going, just give them. The longer you put it off, the less likely you are to do it.
Feel good advice for today.

Sunday 2 October 2011

More About Free Stories

Giving away free stories is much easier than selling them. Surprise, surprise!
My second give-away booklet was titled Modern Gothic. It's quite a long story, over 6000 words, based on a true story from the world's press about a supposed lesbian blogger who disappeared from her home and was thought to have been kidnapped. 'She' was really a man, who finally 'fessed up. Feminists and political activists were highly critical, but he claimed he was trying to do good.
My story is a development of this. It's too long to post here, but if you want it just ask, and I will email it.
Many copies of this story also left the rack, and now I have a new one to put there. It's called The Husband Whisperer, and you can guess its inspiration.

Monday 19 September 2011

Free Stories

Handing our a free story looks like a great idea. Copies of my guinea pig story have been disappearing from the Gallery/Library foyer rapidly. The A5 format is a success, because it's not too big to fit in the slot. Must go and print some more and decide on a second story.

His Way and The Highway

I did it my way
That’s what the man says, old Cranky Frankie
Regrets, I’ve had a few
But then too few to mention

And I’m not regretting driving along on my own, CD playing.
I’m on the highway now, and I have travelled almost each and every highway, just like the song says.

This time it’s a bit different. Moving interstate to get away from the missus.  One step ahead of the police. I might have bit off more than I could chew this time. Keep an eye peeled.

I did it my way
 Yep, sure did. Got the knife to prove it. They won’t find me. I’ve planned it too carefully. New identity, different car. I did what I had to do.

Funny, isn’t it, how a song can be just like a man’s life.

I’ll put it on repeat.

And now the end is near
Hold on! My new life is just beginning. New city, new woman, no ending for me, thank you.

But what’s that? A B-double on the wrong side of the road.
Too late. Scream of brakes. Crash. Silence. CD still playing.
 I did it my way … my way … my way

Wednesday 7 September 2011

Book review

The book review I have had published is on Aphelion, an Australian novel by Emily Ballou.
To read it, go to my profile, and click on Writing Bar, then on Books and Reviews, and scroll down.

Saturday 3 September 2011

Paper version

I'm putting out a paper version of my guinea pig story.
My plan is to put copies in the local Library/Art Gallery foyer, where there's a stand for the public to leave material. Who knows where this will lead?
The Sydney Writers' Centre have published a book review and will publish another one next week. I guess 'publish' is the right word.

Guinea Pigs ARE Important

To open up my storyline blogspot, I have a story for you. Please let me know what you think.

A Story of Love and War in Wattle Flat



A Touching Tale


By Jenny Maclennan

I had this story from an old rabbit. He’d been a pampered pet in a plushy place in the town, but his owners had tired of cage cleaning and fur brushing. They had packed him into the car, driven some distance, and pushed him out of it by the side of the road near the small village. ‘Giving him his freedom’ they called it, but a rabbit it on the run finds himself in danger. He had no bush skills and was lucky to find refuge with a colony of wild guinea pigs, in a vast churchyard – all in ruins – in the little rural hamlet of Wattle Flat, up on the rise overlooking the village. The chief of the guinea pigs was Great-great-grandfather Romeo, a striking old gentleman with black and white fur. The rabbit was living out his days there when I met him, happy to be with creatures like him, yet unlike him, but sometimes nostalgia for human company had the better of him and he hopped down the track to my little shack, to nibble on a few lettuce leaves and pass the time of day.
Romeo, the doyen of the pack, the head honcho on the hill, as they called him behind his tail, loved to tell stories of the old days, and one October evening, the air still sharp, the silver moonlight shining on the old church, he rumbled around the churchyard, calling all the guinea pigs to attention. They settled down, grooming each other, the younger ones doing little hops in the air from excitement. It was story time.
‘It was on a night like this,’ he said, ‘that it all happened. The night of the battle.’
That wasn’t enough. The guinea pigs wanted to hear the entire saga of the colony’s life.
‘But tell us the whole story,’ pleaded the young ones, ‘right from the beginning.’
‘Very well. Our colony was formed when a few of us escaped from the hippies down the road, who were breeding guinea pigs to eat. Imagine little Peter here laid out on a plate covered with tomato sauce! The hippies left the cage open one evening, and a handful of us were brave enough to jump out. My darling Juliet came with me. At first we scattered in all directions in panic, but soon settled down and regrouped. Where to go? We didn’t have far to look. This churchyard had been one of the biggest rabbit colonies around, but the rabbits had left on a quest to find their spiritual home – Watership Down I think they called it.
‘It was perfect for us. Their old burrows protected us from the foxes and currawongs, an underground spring encouraged grass and edible plants, and the neighbours had gardens that any guinea pig worth his salt could break into. We have thrived here over the years and made a strong colony. But you couldn’t be complacent. We send scouts regularly at night to find out what was happening in the neighbourhood.  A guinea pig has as many enemies as a rabbit. The humans had dogs, and cats were a problem. Bands of native animals lived at the Flat who would gladly eat a guinea pig. We could move fast into our little shelters, but a guinea pig’s life is always a hazardous one. 
‘Then one day the scouts came with serious news. A colony of renegade bandicoots had formed in the Common just over yonder. Bandicoots mostly dislike company of their own kind and keep to themselves, but these young males had been harassed by gardeners, Jack Russell terriers and other enemies, and they were on the lookout for territory to take over. Our spies lay in the darkness listening to the bandicoots’ plan for a surprise attack on us.
‘We had to improve our defences. We needed numbers, and I,’ he looked really proud, ‘with my procreative proclivity,’ and here he gave a little wheek of pleasure, thinking of happy moments in the past, ‘helped to bring hundreds of new young lives into being. Bit by bit, we built up a defensive wall around the burrows with the hard shale stone that lies around. One of the lads came up with the idea of fashioning bits of rusty barbed wire, plenty of that here too, into sharp little swords. Every night we had troop drill, all the young ones, sword in their little paws, practising mock attacks. Our grasp of technology surprised us all. We had gone from cage-dependent, soft, plump dinner material for humans to tough, independent wild animals.
‘Our scouts kept up their surveillance and expected to hear more plans, but the bandicoots stopped talking about us. We found out later we had a Judas among us who had tipped them off. We made sure he had his just deserts … but I’m getting ahead.
‘It was a moonlit night in October just like tonight. We’d become complacent and were feeding outside our defence line, when the bandicoots attacked. We couldn’t retreat easily, so we had to stand and fight. They were tough, too, dealing blows left and right with their paws, kicking with their hind legs. My guinea pig family was dying on the dewy grass, but those long-practiced drills saved us. The troops picked up their barbed wire swords, always in readiness, and went in to meet the attack. Wounded bandicoots were bleeding everywhere. The cries of the injured and dying rent the night air.
‘The battle ebbed and flowed. We had better weapons, but the bandicoots were bigger and more agile. After hours of struggle it was almost dawn and the bandicoots were getting the better of us. A bandicoot prisoner of war told us about the Judas in our midst. On my responsibility a few of the lads overcame him by surprise and left his body at the churchyard gate. Guinea pigs have to stick together! It’s the only way forward for our society.
‘Ruin seemed imminent, but just as the birds started twittering we were saved. A human down the road let his dogs out for an early run, and they surprised the bandicoots from behind. Carnage! The remaining bandicoots fled and never came back.’
Romeo fixed his hard little pink eye on the rabbit, and some tears fell.
‘My dear Juliet was one of the victims, a sad evening.’
With a loud wheek he sent his listeners away and settled down quietly on his bed of straw.
‘That night,’ said the rabbit, ‘Romeo passed away to join Juliet in guinea pig heaven.’
‘Whatever that looks like,’ the rabbit added nostalgically, it couldn’t be more lovely than the old churchyard on a crisp October night, with the moon shining silver on the old gravestones.